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	<title>Please, just make it stop.</title>
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		<title>It&#8217;s all going to be ok, because:</title>
		<description><![CDATA[OK, i&#8217;m guessing that the driver of this car probably turned to religion as a coping mechanism as a direct consequence of the intense physical, emotional, financial and spiritual hardship brought about by owning a 15 year old Fiat Cinquecento, but nevertheless&#8230;. ffs. L]]></description>
		<link>http://sinking.co.uk/its-all-going-to-be-ok-because</link>
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		<title>Bleedin&#8217; Watneys Red Barrel.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Just reading a couple of hotel reviews on Trip Advisor. You know you can discount comments from a certain reviewer when someone says something like this: &#8220;The staff are very polite and well mannered. At dinner you get seated and a waiter gets your drinks, it is all very professional&#8221;. Fu-cking-hell. Now that&#8217;s service&#8230; Where [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://sinking.co.uk/bleedin-watneys-red-barrel</link>
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		<title>Just because it passed a spellcheck doesn&#8217;t make it right.</title>
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		<link>http://sinking.co.uk/just-because-it-passed-a-spellcheck-doesnt-make-it-right</link>
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		<title>The Vengabus is coming!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A quick reminder: &#8220;The Vengabus is coming And everybody&#8217;s jumping New York to San Fransisco An intercity disco The wheels of steel are turning And traffic lights are burning So if you like to party Get on and move your body&#8221;]]></description>
		<link>http://sinking.co.uk/112</link>
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		<title>I feel for the residents of this road, I really do.</title>
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		<link>http://sinking.co.uk/i-feel-for-the-residents-of-this-road-i-really-do</link>
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		<title>I haven&#8217;t got any cash on me&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The modern day equivalent of &#8220;the cheque&#8217;s in the post&#8221;. Why is it that someone will ask you to get something for them and then be completely unable or unprepared to pay you for it? I don&#8217;t wish to sound petty, and anyone who knows me will hopefully know that I am a pretty generous [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://sinking.co.uk/i-havent-got-any-cash-on-me</link>
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		<title>That&#8217;s a shit tractor&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I have just walked past 2 children, one on a perfectly normal bike, the other peddaling a small plastic tractor along the pavement. I had an (almost) overwhelming urge to swagger up to the wannabe Young Farmer, grin smugly, and utter the words &#8216;mate, that&#8217;s a shit tractor&#8217;, before walking away, leaving a disillusioned child [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://sinking.co.uk/thats-a-shit-tractor</link>
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		<title>Help The Aged (get out of my fucking way)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Old People, Why do you insist on going supermarket shopping weekday lunchtimes? You can go shopping whenever you like, so why pick the busiest time of the day when every wage-slave in the country is running around like a blue-arsed fly trying to buy a sub-standard sandwich from somewhere before returning to an afternoon [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://sinking.co.uk/help-the-aged-get-out-of-my-fucking-way</link>
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		<title>Apparently endless repetition adds verisimilitude and therefore&#8230;.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I just wish&#8230; I just wish&#8230; I just wish Scouting for Girls would fuck off. I just wish&#8230; I just wish&#8230; I just wish Scouting for Girls would fuck off. (But I&#8217;ll get by without your shite, and I&#8217;ll get through without you) L]]></description>
		<link>http://sinking.co.uk/apparently-endless-repetition-adds-verisimilitude-and-therefore</link>
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		<title>A Wunch of Bankers.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[More blue-sky thinking from the Bank of England today when they referred to the possibility of a couple of quarters of &#8216;negative growth&#8217;. This, my city friends, is what the rest of us call &#8216;decline&#8217; or something &#8216;having gone to shit&#8217;. It&#8217;s ok&#8230; you CAN say the word &#8216;decline&#8217; &#8211; you&#8217;re fooling nobody in avoiding [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://sinking.co.uk/100</link>
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