Look, I just want to pay and to be perfectly honest I don’t consider the presentation of a 10 pound note to be an insurmountable logisitical problem. Perhaps I’m missing something, but isn’t being able to offer change your problem and not mine? If you don’t want my custom I’ll go elsewhere.
Do I have anything smaller? Yes, as it happens, I do – it’s called FUCK ALL - take your pick.
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