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Recent mental meanderings
- GoDaddy’s Bob Parsons is a despicable shit.
- It’s all going to be ok, because:
- Bleedin’ Watneys Red Barrel.
- Just because it passed a spellcheck doesn’t make it right.
- The Vengabus is coming!
- I feel for the residents of this road, I really do.
- I haven’t got any cash on me…
- That’s a shit tractor…
- Help The Aged (get out of my fucking way)
- Apparently endless repetition adds verisimilitude and therefore….
Past nonsense
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